Mooses and bears

Chris: Is that one of them?
Me: Huh?
C: [mumble mumble]
M: What? [laughs]
C: [sounding slightly annoyed] What don't you get?
M: Well, what did you say?
C: [talking very slowly and clearly like I'm stupid] I'm looking for a fresh little moose case.
M: Like a bag?
C: No! Like...like you have today...right?
M: Mmmhmm.
C: And you've got the moose...
M: Mmmhmm...
C: And then you've got..the guy...
M: Mmmhmm...
C: Ok, and then you've got whatever it is that's terribly offensive...
M: Mmmhmm...
C: Ok, it's just those three ingredients.
M: So, it's like a trial or something?
C: Trial? [sounding really confused]
M: Like a murder case?
C: Yeah.
M: So why did you say is that one of them?
C: Because it is for the...for the uh...for the bear.
M: What bear?
C: He's holding up midnight and, um..whatever the combination is.
M: Are you talking about Attumen? (from World of Warcraft)
C: No..
M: You saw a bear in the room?
C: I don't know why I ended up with a boss weapon.
M: What boss weapon?
C: Well, I'm holding...
M: Did you get the mace?
C: No, no. There is no mace.

Getting rid of everything

Well, Chris has been sick for the past week, but he's finally starting to feel better - and back to talking in his sleep!

Chris: We're going to get rid of all of the stuff that isn't being used over there.
Me: Huh?
C: You know, all of the stuff upstairs. Are you paying attention?
M: What are we getting rid of?
C: [looks at the tape recorder and glares at me]
M: [laughs] What? Why are you glaring at me?
C: [glares]
M: You said we were getting rid of everything upstairs that nobody used.
C: [still glaring, playfully]
M: What? [laughs] You're talking, so I have to record it! You said I wasn't paying attention. This will help me pay attention.
C: No it won't.
M: [laughs] Yes it will.
C: It'll help you work against me!
M: Well, what were you talking about?
C: Nevermind!
M: [laughs] Come on!
C: [smiling] I don't wanna talk about it.
M: Are you actually awake now?
C: I think so...
M: I can't tell if you are or not...Ok, well, I'll let you go back to sleep. Maybe when you wake up a little later, you can tell me why we're getting rid of everything in the upstairs.
C: Hmmmm...