Snow and crabs

Chris: Snow.
Me: Snow?
C: Yep. Snow.
M: Where?
C: Right there. [points at pillow]
M: There's snow inside?
C: Yeah.
M: How'd it get there?
C: It was wet.
M: Do you mean drool?
C: Yeah. Well, it was at one point.
M: But it's snow now?
C: Yeah.
M: That's pretty special drool you have.
C: I know.
M: What else can it do?
C: Well, it's good [mumble] frustrating stuff.
M: What frustrating stuff?
C: You know, the crabs and [mumble].
M: There's crabs in you drool?? It's an ocean now?
C: No. You're putting words in my mouth.
M: Ok then, you tell me.
C: Wait.
M: For what?
C: [is asleep]

Falling under a spell

Chris: [smiles]
Me: Why are you smiling?
C: I'm not smiling, I'm just shifting position.
M: Oh, ok.
C: You're the only one who hasn't fallen under the spell.
M: Whose spell?
C: Adams.
M: Who's Adams?
C: The arrangement of molecules.

Limited Access

Chris: No guns [mumble mumble] limited access.
Me: Why no guns?
C: Because of the made (or maid maybe..) I made back then.
M: What do you mean?
C: You'll see.

My face

Chris: Is my face the only part of the movie that doesn't move?
M: Your face?
C: Yeah.
M: What movie?
C: The movie that DFA comes with.

He finally speaks again!

Ok, so Chris has been really quiet lately while sleeping. I'm not sure why. But now, he finally talked again!! And what a lovely conversation we had...

Chris: Hm..I wonder.
Me: Huh?
C: If a million people took a million chow...ok?
M: Uh huh...
C: And a billion people took a billion chow...
M: Mmmhmm...
C: Do you see where we're going?
M: No, not really..
C: Well, we're doing...[sees recorder] What...what's that?
M: [holding back a laugh] It's nothing! Continue with your thought.
C: No!
M: [laughs] Why?
C: Because.
M: Because what?
C: [rolling away from me to his side] I'm not asleep.
M: [laughs] Yes you are.
C: No.
M: Well, ok, if you're not asleep, I'll put this away over here. [pretends to put recorder away] So, what were you talking about? What is chow?
C: I'll be over here.
M: [laughing] Don't be upset. What is chow?
C: Food.
M: Ok, so what do you mean?
C: What do you mean what do I mean?
M: Where were you going with it? You asked "Don't you see where we're going?"
C: Uh...
M: A billion people eat a billion chow?
C: Yep.
M: So what?
C: So I think Mernitner's evil. (I'm Mernitner - it's a silly name he calls me)
M: [laughs] I'm not evil!
C: Yes you are.
M: Why?
C: Because.
M: Because what?
C: You are.
M: I am?
C: Evil.
M: But why? I love you!
C: ....[is either ignoring me or is asleep]
M: Ok, nighty night Cripper. (my silly name for him)
C: Night.

Mooses and bears

Chris: Is that one of them?
Me: Huh?
C: [mumble mumble]
M: What? [laughs]
C: [sounding slightly annoyed] What don't you get?
M: Well, what did you say?
C: [talking very slowly and clearly like I'm stupid] I'm looking for a fresh little moose case.
M: Like a bag?
C: No! Like...like you have today...right?
M: Mmmhmm.
C: And you've got the moose...
M: Mmmhmm...
C: And then you've got..the guy...
M: Mmmhmm...
C: Ok, and then you've got whatever it is that's terribly offensive...
M: Mmmhmm...
C: Ok, it's just those three ingredients.
M: So, it's like a trial or something?
C: Trial? [sounding really confused]
M: Like a murder case?
C: Yeah.
M: So why did you say is that one of them?
C: Because it is for the...for the uh...for the bear.
M: What bear?
C: He's holding up midnight and, um..whatever the combination is.
M: Are you talking about Attumen? (from World of Warcraft)
C: No..
M: You saw a bear in the room?
C: I don't know why I ended up with a boss weapon.
M: What boss weapon?
C: Well, I'm holding...
M: Did you get the mace?
C: No, no. There is no mace.

Getting rid of everything

Well, Chris has been sick for the past week, but he's finally starting to feel better - and back to talking in his sleep!

Chris: We're going to get rid of all of the stuff that isn't being used over there.
Me: Huh?
C: You know, all of the stuff upstairs. Are you paying attention?
M: What are we getting rid of?
C: [looks at the tape recorder and glares at me]
M: [laughs] What? Why are you glaring at me?
C: [glares]
M: You said we were getting rid of everything upstairs that nobody used.
C: [still glaring, playfully]
M: What? [laughs] You're talking, so I have to record it! You said I wasn't paying attention. This will help me pay attention.
C: No it won't.
M: [laughs] Yes it will.
C: It'll help you work against me!
M: Well, what were you talking about?
C: Nevermind!
M: [laughs] Come on!
C: [smiling] I don't wanna talk about it.
M: Are you actually awake now?
C: I think so...
M: I can't tell if you are or not...Ok, well, I'll let you go back to sleep. Maybe when you wake up a little later, you can tell me why we're getting rid of everything in the upstairs.
C: Hmmmm...