Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Team Traveling

Chris: They sure do make it hard to travel.
Me: Huh?
C: Well, anytime someone in the team wants to travel.
M: What team?
C: The barren team.
M: Oh, ok. How is it hard to travel?
C: Anytime they want to travel, they have to smell a marble.
M: You're silly.
C: Yeah! [smiles]

Saturday, December 22, 2007


Chris: Resin knows what's up!
Me: What's resin?
C: A super-sticky substance.
M: How can it know what's up?
C: It just does, ok?

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Pepe LePew

Chris: Uh oh.
Me: What?
C: Are you going to summon a skunk to my upper bicep?
M: Huh?
C: Pepe LePew.
M: Why would I do that?
C: I dunno. Do you hold a cartoony grudge against me?
M: No.
C: Well, that's a relief.

Sunday, December 16, 2007


Chris: I think I figured out the problem with gravity.
Me: What is it?
C: From the user to the box.
M: What does that have to do with gravity?
C: The cables from the box to the...

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

User Friendly

Chris: It doesn't get more user friendly than this.
Me: Than what?
C: The parts. You just walk up to the user friendly parts.
M: User friendly?
C: Yeah. The car doesn't spit at you and actively shun you away.

Thursday, December 6, 2007

The target

Chris: Oh God, that's awful!
Me: What is?
C: The targets.
M: What's targeted?
C: Well, it used to be just thumbs.
M: What is it now?
C: Some bad dragon.

Monday, December 3, 2007

Free Fays

Chris: There are plenty of people out there playing free fays.
Me: What's free fays?
C: You'll see.
M: Is it good?
C: No.
M: Is it scary?
C: No.
M: What is it?
C: You'll see.