Wednesday, October 31, 2007


Chris: Mine has pan on it.
Me: Pan?
C: Yeah.
M: What's pan?
C: You know, like the spikes that help it catch equipment.
M: Oh. Have you caught anything?
C: No.
M: Then why do you have it?
C: It just makes things easier.

Monday, October 29, 2007

Running away

Chris: [shuffles feet under covers]
Me: What are you doing?
C: Running away!
M: From what?
C: From what he was saying.
M: Who?
C: Michael. We were talking about pronunciation guides. He said "Well, I can understand why Chris was running away last night" and then he was like "Blablanunhanunaduhduhnuh".
M: What did he mean?
C: Well, that's the thing. He spouted off this word with like 9 million vowels!
M: Oh, weird..who's Michael?
C: Oh, not Michael. I mean the project leader.
M: Oh, ok.

Sunday, October 21, 2007


Chris: Loudy.
Me: What's loudy?
C: The state of being loud.
M: Ok, so what is loud?
C: The art.
M: What art?
C: Counting lamardy.
M: What's lamardy?
C: Come on, we've been through this.
M: Remind me?
C: Mmmmm.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

I'm an awful wife :)

Chris: Are you awake over there?
Me: I just got back from the bathroom. Why?
C: You've been muttering acronyms, like SDT or LDT or something. It had to do with healing.
M: No I'm not.
C: Yes you are!
M: No I'm not. You're crazy. And sleeping.
C: No! I'm fully awake on this one.
M: [rolls over to pick up the paper to write this down]
C: Don't even think about writing this down! I'm not sleeping!
M: Yes you are!
C: If you touch that paper, I'll eat it!
M: [laughing] Ok.
C: [laughing also] Seriously, as your husband, I forbid you from writing this down!
M: I have to! [goes to write]
C: You're the world's most awful wife! You're even cackling!

*I thought maybe he woke up during this one since he was laughing quite a bit near the end, but he says he doesn't remember it at all, so he must've been sleeping :)

Thursday, October 18, 2007


Chris: I just got 60. Isn't that exciting?
Me: You did?
C: Yeah.
M: What character?
C: [pats stomach]
M: What's it's name?
C: I don't remember her name. His name. Whatever.
M: But it's on your stomach?
C: Yup.
M: That's silly.
C: I'm confused.

Wednesday, October 10, 2007


Chris: Rabbits!
Me: What rabbits?
C: Rabbits?
M: What about them?
C: They're the ones causing the bumps on my arms.
M: What rabbits?
C: DAH!!

Sunday, October 7, 2007

My guys

Chris: My guys are getting good.
Me: What guys?
C: [shakes feet] These guys.
M: Your feet? Why are they getting good?
C: They're getting cheeseable.
M: Ew! That's gross!

Friday, October 5, 2007

I'm a professional

Chris: [looks at me wide-eyed, tries to poke my eye, and makes a squish sound] Don't try to stop me, I'm a professional!

Chris: [scratches back] It's too hard to reach.
Me: What is?
C: My badge.
M: What badge?
C: My badge for personal health.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

My Merlin

Chris: [chuckles] Uh oh. I think I lost the pigeon to the pebble.
Me: Huh? What does that mean?
C: As in, I lost my pigeon.
M: Why do you have a pigeon?
C: It's my Merlin.
M: Your Merlin? Is it a magical pigeon?
C: No.
M: Then what do you mean?
C: ....
M: Chris?
C: Hm?
M: What do you mean?
C: ....

Tuesday, October 2, 2007


Chris: [sits up in bed]
Me: What's the matter?
C: 2 days to set up, 2 days to tear down.
M: What are you setting up and tearing down?
C: You know, like, the thing that makes you bigger or smaller.
M: Who are you making bigger or smaller?
C: ....
M: Ok. How do you do it?
C: It's the thing...bigger or smaller...buff.
M: Oh, like in World of Warcraft?
C: Yeah.

Monday, October 1, 2007

Looking for clues!

Chris: [sits up and looks at my video game]
Me: Are you ok? What are you doing?
C: Searching the picture for clues.
M: What kind of clues?
C: Any.
M: Well, what are you looking for?
C: Any clue.
M: Ok..why are you looking for clues? Is there a mystery?
C: Yes.
M: What's the mystery?
C: Any mystery.
M: So it's just a general mystery?
C: Yeah.
M: [after about a minute] Seeing anything yet?
C: No. Still looking.
M: It's ok. Lay back down.
C: Ok.