Sunday, August 24, 2008

Wedding plans?

Chris: [mumble] something streamlined [mumble] shoulder.
Me: What?
C: Well, you have the three things that hurt my shoulder.
M: Three things?
C: Yeah, you just unloaded them.
M: What are they?
C: Well the first was a wedding plan.
M: Ok.
C: And the second was....a wedding plan.
M: You already said that one.
C: Hmm...[said in almost an accusatory tone, as if the wedding plan is the only thing somehow hurting his shoulder. Also, we're already married.]
M: Ok, so what's the third?
C: [asleep]

Sunday, August 17, 2008

Pinky and the Brain?

Chris: [thumbs up at me] Good job in there.
Me: Doing what?
C: Collecting the samples in the lab.
M: Why was I in the lab with you?
C: I only have two hands.
M: But I don't work there.
C: It doesn't matter. It's no-brainer work.
M: Are you calling me stupid?
C: No.
M: Oh, ok. So they just let anyone in there?
C: Yeah.
M: Well, I'm glad we did good. What are we doing tomorrow?
C: Same thing we do every day, Mernitner.
M: [I think I know where this is going, giggling] And what is that?
C: Try to take over the world.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

I blueted (and I'm apparently pretty talented!)

Chris: [mumble mumble] blue.
Me: What?
C: You blueted.
M: I blueted? What does that mean?
C: You used your special blue ability and melted into a big blue mess on the floor.
M: I melted?? Why would I do that?
C: For comedy of course. For the band.
M: The band? We have a band?
C: Well, it's just a group of people who get together from time to time. That's how bands get started, yo.
M: [laughs] Oh, ok. What instrument do you play?
C: Drums.
M: And what do I play?
C: Drums.
M: We both play drums?
C: Well, every time I go over there, you're there.
M: I'm stealing it?
C: Yeah.
M: I don't play bass? (I play bass and he plays drums in Rock Band. That's what I figured he was talking about here)
C: Yeah.
M: I play both?
C: Yeah.
(heh, I can play multiple instruments at once!)