Sunday, April 4, 2010

Cousen people

Chris: [mumble mumble] download cusen person.
Me: Download what?
C: Mass cusen person.
M: What's that?
C: It's uh, see, multiple cusen persons.
M: What's a cusen person?
C: You know, like a cuse.
M: A what?
C: A cuse.
M: What's a cuse?
C: ...
M: Like couscous?
C: Yeah.
M: So, you eat these people?
C: Yeah.
M: Why would you do that? Do they taste good?
C: No.
M: Oh, well, I guess we shouldn't eat them then.
C: No.
M: So, who are they?
C: They're from uh...
M: From where?
C: [uncertain mumble, not really with me anymore]
M: You don't know?
C: No...
M: Ok, then. Anything else you'd like to tell me?
C: [silent]