Friday, January 25, 2008

Square roots and the base

Chris: Square root.
Me: What?
C: Two.
M: The square root of two?
C: Yeah. You're good to go.
M: What do you mean?
C: They'll let you in.
M: Hm?
C: The base will let you in.
M: What base?
C: You know, the caretakers.
M: Caretakers of what?
C: The base.
M: [laughs] Yeah, but what base?
C: What do you mean what base?
M: Is it like a military base?
C: Yeah...
M: We're in the military now?
C: ....
M: Chris? Helloo?
(He fell asleep, I never got to learn if we're in the military...)

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Sleepy is going to Ironforge.

Chris: I clicked the portal.
M: Huh? What portal?
C: Ironforge.
M: When did you click that?
C: Just now.
M: But you're in bed.
C: Hm.
M: How did you click a portal to Ironforge?
C: ....
M: Chris?
C: Hmmm?
M: How did you click a portal to Ironforge in bed?
C: I dunno.
M: But you said you did.
C: Hm..I'm special.
M: Oh. What do you need in Ironforge?
C: Um...
M: Chris?
C: Hm?
M: What do you need in Ironforge?
C: Um...
M: You don't know?
C: No.
M: Well this isn't a very fun conversation.
C: Mmmmm...

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

The moon again

Chris: Burned.
Me: Huh?
C: Burned. It's awfully close. [points up]
M: What's burned? Up on the ceiling?
C: Yeah.
M: What's burning?
C: The moon.
M: The moon!? [laughs] Why is the moon on fire?
C: Cause of how close it is.
M: The earth set it on fire or the sun set it on fire?
C: Uh.... [zones off]
M: Hey! What set it on fire?
C: Hm?
M: What set the moon on fire?
C: What mood?
M: [laughs] The moon.
C: Uh.... (I think he's forgetten what we're talking about now)
M: Did we do it?
C: I don't know.
M: Oh, ok.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Louis Armstrong

(Who's Line is it Anyway is on in the background with Wayne Brady pretending to be Louis Armstrong. This conversation makes him look awake, but he wasn't.)

Chris: [laughs]
Me: What?
C: This is a good one.
M: Oh, ok.
C: Have you really not seen this?
M: Not this one.
C: It's a good one. You'll like it.
M: I don't really like Louis Armstrong though.
C: This relationship is over.
M: [laughs]
C: [starts smiling and tapping chest in rhythm of song]

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Mice and Ink

Chris: Uh oh.
Me: What?
C: I forget, what it was, but someone didn't pay attention to the, uh, to the guy who was inking.
M: Mmmhmm...
C: ...and the person who was getting inked, like, wasn't narrating properly, so [laughs] when, uh, when he was talking, the little mice he was generating were just running amok. They weren't actually concentrated anywhere.
M: Mmmhmm...
C: It's uh, all over the place. Just, uh, it's the way it seemed.
M: Why were there mice there?
C: It's from the tattoo.
M: Mice come out of tattoos?
C: No, not always.
M: Only sometimes?
C: These specifically.
M: Oh. Is everything ok now?
C: Well, they made quite a mess.
M: Who cleaned it up?
C: No one yet.
M: Oh.
C: It's gonna take a while.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008


Chris: 29
Me: What do you mean?
C: I mean like, this, uh, this package, like, this starting character has grown in size.
M: What starting character?
C: You know, the character on the screen.
M: Oh. What do you mean 29? Is that like a size?
C: Well...[puh]
M: Hm?
C: [puh]
M: [laughs] What does that mean?
C: I'm torn between mods right now.

Monday, January 7, 2008


Chris: [in southern hick accent] Bear...
Me: Huh?
C: This guy right here's the one who's killed Pappy. [points to stomach]
M: Pappy?
C: Yup.
M: So what are you going to do?
C: It's time for payback.