Chris: [shuffles feet under covers]
Me: What are you doing?
C: Running away!
M: From what?
C: From what he was saying.
C: Michael. We were talking about pronunciation guides. He said "Well, I can understand why Chris was running away last night" and then he was like "Blablanunhanunaduhduhnuh".
M: What did he mean?
C: Well, that's the thing. He spouted off this word with like 9 million vowels!
M: Oh, weird..who's Michael?
C: Oh, not Michael. I mean the project leader.
M: Oh, ok.