The shipments!

Chris: [points at tv] Where are the shipments?
Me: What shipments?
C: They're supposed to be arriving today.
M: From the tv?
C: Yes.
M: I don't think the tv can make shipments.
C: [looks at me in disbelief] That's why I stayed up!
M: But you aren't up! You're sleeping. It's ok. Go back to sleep.
C: I'm not sleeping!!
M: [laughing] Yes, you are. It's ok. Go to sleep.
C: You're mean!
M: [laughs and pats his face]