Square roots and the base

Chris: Square root.
Me: What?
C: Two.
M: The square root of two?
C: Yeah. You're good to go.
M: What do you mean?
C: They'll let you in.
M: Hm?
C: The base will let you in.
M: What base?
C: You know, the caretakers.
M: Caretakers of what?
C: The base.
M: [laughs] Yeah, but what base?
C: What do you mean what base?
M: Is it like a military base?
C: Yeah...
M: We're in the military now?
C: ....
M: Chris? Helloo?
(He fell asleep, I never got to learn if we're in the military...)

Sleepy is going to Ironforge.

Chris: I clicked the portal.
M: Huh? What portal?
C: Ironforge.
M: When did you click that?
C: Just now.
M: But you're in bed.
C: Hm.
M: How did you click a portal to Ironforge?
C: ....
M: Chris?
C: Hmmm?
M: How did you click a portal to Ironforge in bed?
C: I dunno.
M: But you said you did.
C: Hm..I'm special.
M: Oh. What do you need in Ironforge?
C: Um...
M: Chris?
C: Hm?
M: What do you need in Ironforge?
C: Um...
M: You don't know?
C: No.
M: Well this isn't a very fun conversation.
C: Mmmmm...

The moon again

Chris: Burned.
Me: Huh?
C: Burned. It's awfully close. [points up]
M: What's burned? Up on the ceiling?
C: Yeah.
M: What's burning?
C: The moon.
M: The moon!? [laughs] Why is the moon on fire?
C: Cause of how close it is.
M: The earth set it on fire or the sun set it on fire?
C: Uh.... [zones off]
M: Hey! What set it on fire?
C: Hm?
M: What set the moon on fire?
C: What mood?
M: [laughs] The moon.
C: Uh.... (I think he's forgetten what we're talking about now)
M: Did we do it?
C: I don't know.
M: Oh, ok.

Louis Armstrong

(Who's Line is it Anyway is on in the background with Wayne Brady pretending to be Louis Armstrong. This conversation makes him look awake, but he wasn't.)

Chris: [laughs]
Me: What?
C: This is a good one.
M: Oh, ok.
C: Have you really not seen this?
M: Not this one.
C: It's a good one. You'll like it.
M: I don't really like Louis Armstrong though.
C: This relationship is over.
M: [laughs]
C: [starts smiling and tapping chest in rhythm of song]

Mice and Ink

Chris: Uh oh.
Me: What?
C: I forget, what it was, but someone didn't pay attention to the, uh, to the...to the guy who was inking.
M: Mmmhmm...
C: ...and the person who was getting inked, like, wasn't narrating properly, so [laughs] when, uh, when he was talking, the little mice he was generating were just running amok. They weren't actually concentrated anywhere.
M: Mmmhmm...
C: It's uh, all over the place. Just, uh, it's the way it seemed.
M: Why were there mice there?
C: It's from the tattoo.
M: Mice come out of tattoos?
C: No, not always.
M: Only sometimes?
C: These specifically.
M: Oh. Is everything ok now?
C: Well, they made quite a mess.
M: Who cleaned it up?
C: No one yet.
M: Oh.
C: It's gonna take a while.

Puh

Chris: 29
Me: What do you mean?
C: I mean like, this, uh, this package, like, this starting character has grown in size.
M: What starting character?
C: You know, the character on the screen.
M: Oh. What do you mean 29? Is that like a size?
C: Well...[puh]
M: Hm?
C: [puh]
M: [laughs] What does that mean?
C: I'm torn between mods right now.

Pappy

Chris: [in southern hick accent] Bear...
Me: Huh?
C: This guy right here's the one who's killed Pappy. [points to stomach]
M: Pappy?
C: Yup.
M: So what are you going to do?
C: It's time for payback.