Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Mooses and bears

Chris: Is that one of them?
Me: Huh?
C: [mumble mumble]
M: What? [laughs]
C: [sounding slightly annoyed] What don't you get?
M: Well, what did you say?
C: [talking very slowly and clearly like I'm stupid] I'm looking for a fresh little moose case.
M: Like a bag?
C: No! you have today...right?
M: Mmmhmm.
C: And you've got the moose...
M: Mmmhmm...
C: And then you've got..the guy...
M: Mmmhmm...
C: Ok, and then you've got whatever it is that's terribly offensive...
M: Mmmhmm...
C: Ok, it's just those three ingredients.
M: So, it's like a trial or something?
C: Trial? [sounding really confused]
M: Like a murder case?
C: Yeah.
M: So why did you say is that one of them?
C: Because it is for the...for the uh...for the bear.
M: What bear?
C: He's holding up midnight and, um..whatever the combination is.
M: Are you talking about Attumen? (from World of Warcraft)
C: No..
M: You saw a bear in the room?
C: I don't know why I ended up with a boss weapon.
M: What boss weapon?
C: Well, I'm holding...
M: Did you get the mace?
C: No, no. There is no mace.


Christopher said...

There is a mace and I HAS IT!


Hill Country Hippie said...

This is too funny! Austin is here in Houston and had to show it to us. A whole new side to Christopher I never saw before!

Becky Lane